Too Fly to Fry – Ol’ Dirty Mallard

They tried to throw you in the pan — but you took off instead.

This ain’t your average duck tee. The Too Fly to Fry design is for the slickest bird in the swamp — the one who dodges buckshot, side-eyes the skillet, and keeps it movin’ with wings spread wide.

🔥 Whether you’re struttin’ through town or laying low in the blind, this piece screams: “You can’t catch what won’t slow down.